Description
Even sharks have standards. Two of them lurk beneath the surface of a nudist beach, eyeing up the clientele above — and one delivers the verdict:
“That’s the trouble with nudist beaches… they kind of put you off your lunch.”
Open it up and the inside twists the knife perfectly:
“Don’t worry, you still look great from a distance! Happy Birthday.”
The ideal card for a birthday where age is becoming… visible. Funny, cheeky, and just the right side of rude.
Card Details
- Size: A5 (14.8cm x 21cm)
- Funny birthday card with illustrated nudist beach comic scene
- Front: two sharks underwater at a nudist beach — “they kind of put you off your lunch”
- Inside: “Don’t worry, you still look great from a distance! Happy Birthday.”
- Printed on high-quality card stock
- Comes with a white envelope
- Perfect for milestone birthdays, friends who can take a joke, or anyone who’s ever been to a nudist beach and regretted it













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