Only Fools and Horses Uncle Albert Birthday Card

Description

During the war… well, never mind that now — it’s someone’s birthday! Send them this cracking Uncle Albert birthday card, featuring the old sea dog himself raising a glass of Navy rum and wishing them a Happy Birthday with a story he’s already forgotten the ending of.

The inside reads:

Now then, where was I…?
Oh yes… Happy Birthday!
The rest of the story can wait until next year. 🎂🥃⚓

Perfect for any Only Fools and Horses fan who loves a good yarn — whether or not it has an ending.

PECKHAM MARKET INSPECTOR’S NOTICE

After a thorough inspection, this card has been found to be:

✓ Unofficial
✓ Fan-made
✓ Not endorsed by anyone famous
✓ 100% Lovely Jubbly

This product is an independent parody design and has no connection to the owners, actors, producers or rights holders of Only Fools and Horses.