Well, I Guess That Settles That – Cheeky Chicken & Egg Funny Card

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Description

Philosophers have debated it for centuries. Scientists have weighed in. And now, finally, a chicken and an egg in a very cosy double bed have put the matter to rest once and for all.

The front shows a blushing chicken and a very smug-looking egg tucked up together under the covers, with the immortal words: “Well, I guess that settles that old argument.” A framed portrait of a proud cockerel giving a thumbs up hangs approvingly on the wall. Obviously.

Inside delivers the punchline with perfect comic timing:

“Turns out, the chicken always comes first.”

Whether it’s a birthday, a thank you, or just a Tuesday — this card is guaranteed to raise a snort.

Card Details

  • Size: A5 (14.8cm x 21cm)
  • Cheeky illustrated card featuring a chicken and egg in bed
  • Front: “Well, I guess that settles that old argument.”
  • Inside: “Turns out, the chicken always comes first.”
  • Printed on high-quality card stock
  • Comes with a white envelope
  • Perfect for birthdays, general occasions, or anyone who appreciates a good double entendre

Additional information

Weight 80 kg

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