Description
Philosophers have debated it for centuries. Scientists have weighed in. And now, finally, a chicken and an egg in a very cosy double bed have put the matter to rest once and for all.
The front shows a blushing chicken and a very smug-looking egg tucked up together under the covers, with the immortal words: “Well, I guess that settles that old argument.” A framed portrait of a proud cockerel giving a thumbs up hangs approvingly on the wall. Obviously.
Inside delivers the punchline with perfect comic timing:
“Turns out, the chicken always comes first.”
Whether it’s a birthday, a thank you, or just a Tuesday — this card is guaranteed to raise a snort.
Card Details
- Size: A5 (14.8cm x 21cm)
- Cheeky illustrated card featuring a chicken and egg in bed
- Front: “Well, I guess that settles that old argument.”
- Inside: “Turns out, the chicken always comes first.”
- Printed on high-quality card stock
- Comes with a white envelope
- Perfect for birthdays, general occasions, or anyone who appreciates a good double entendre













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