Description
Because nothing says “I care” quite like a birthday card that’s been reduced to 27p and still made the cut. Barely.
The front features a bright yellow supermarket REDUCED sticker slapped right on it — was £1.40, now a bargain 27p — paired with the heartfelt message: “Only The Very Best For You On Your Birthday.”
And inside? The punchline that seals the deal:
“Just like this card, you’re a bit damaged, past your prime, and nobody wanted to pay full price for you.”
Brutally honest. Perfectly timed. Deeply discounted.
Card Details
- Size: A5 (14.8cm x 21cm)
- Funny birthday card with mock supermarket reduced sticker design
- Front: “Only The Very Best For You On Your Birthday” with 27p reduced label
- Inside: savage punchline printed inside
- Printed on high-quality card stock
- Comes with a white envelope
- Perfect for friends, family, and anyone who appreciates a good roasting
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